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Tank Tank

WW2 lore has it that a German officer once said something to the tune of “One German Tiger tank was worth four Sherman tanks, but the Americans always brought five!” 

You were supposed to bring one case of hard seltzer to the cookout, but you brought five. Crack one open for General George S. Patton ‘cause the American spirit is alive and well.

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